BizzmarkOfficer Alt Char
Joined: 22 Jan 2009 Posts: 2408
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Bizzmark on 2010/01/27 8:44
It is not a skirt!!!!
For the record! I, Bizzmark, the mighty Paladin , LEGENDARY healer of the dying/ Sick/ lame and tank wannabees (yes looking at all Warlocks and Mages) ...... would like to categorically state that the incredibly fashionable, exquisitely crafted and tastefully finished pair of leggings that I now own is NOT a skirt!!
Puresteel Legplates http://www.wowhead.com/?item=49902 are solid titansteel pants infused with a ridiculous amount of Primordial Saronite and a touch of Eternal Air ... just to lighten the effect a little.
The Utility webbing around these MANLY STEEL PANTS, that the uninformed and ignorant masses are mistaking as a skirt is more functional than decorative..... please see diagrams for further enlightenment.
Exhibit A - The heavy edging is designed to keep the webbing securely weighted down in the throes of combat. (It is also has the useful benefit of hampering salacious peeks by perverted overweight Bear tanks and additionaly hamper wedgie attempts by Zimmer frame wielding rogues)
You will notice the clearance is typically sufficient to avoid soiling while wadding over the corpse of a deceased aggro hungry DPS Jockstraps.
Exhibit B. - Although somewhat decorative the front section of the webbing, cleverly conceals a storage pouch, designed to house consumables such as bandages, cigarettes and chewing gum .... I however have had to use as temporary storage point for all the crap that a certain nut job of gnome warlock keeps off loading on me...(its easier just to take, store the items here and then try to turf later than to try and fumble around in my backpack)
Exhibit C - Blended toweling. - as you can see on the side panel - a functional toweling material has been attached. This is NOT for me to wash the dishes as a certain Aspect of the Daze addict, Rum Swilling, Discipline Stick Beating, boss fight start button pushing, lady hunter might imply...... no ... the primary purpose for the toweling is to wipe blood, brains and other battle goo from my hands when preparing one of my delicious fish feasts for you bunch of ingratiates. I concede that this may be considered by some to a little girly but would like to point out that many famous and world renowned masters of Cuisine are in fact male.... and maybe even butch!
Exhibit D - You will not be able to see this easily, due to even more clever concealment but the webbing has a metal studs which enable quick removal - doubling up as a picnic blanket, a bijou for outdoor excursions or with careful folding, a spare bag ... ideal for those days when that gnome warlock forgets to take his medication and goes into a grey item handout frenzy. (I don't believe the fact that it is machine washable or reversible for an alternate look makes it any less manly or practical)
Final few points/ features:
The webbing provides a protective cover helping the Titansteel maintain a factory fresh gleam and shine even in the toughest battles
The webbing solves the age old problem of Taker and others getting distracted by my manly bits.... older versions of plate legs had a very obvious "lunch box" protection area which did, I guess over emphasized certain attributes leading to a lack of focus at times and maybe even some envy.
I am able to confuse the bad guys, they sometimes mistake me for ... err wait... this feature is not going to help my argument ... never mind.
In conclusion, the WEBBING, is a very useful and functional addition to my rugged / manly / Non- feminine / butch, solid steel Paladin pants.
I hope this clears up the confusion.
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Tha-Taker on 2010/01/27 8:52
Meeh why u put me into this
man where do u come up with this stuff
LMAO
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Cancklebiter on 2010/01/27 9:12
LMAO @ work right now and trying not to tease any of the Scotsmen in the office about how they wear skirts like Bizzmark.
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zorlonDedicated Raider
Joined: 10 Sep 2009 Posts: 519
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re: Very Important Announcement
by zorlon on 2010/01/27 9:32
lmao what u got to ask urself or the male part of the guild would u wear them leggings out in public didnt david beckam make front page once for wearing something similer leave the mages out of it u bully pick on the rouge
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BulvvarkVeteran raider
Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 27
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Bulvvark on 2010/01/27 9:32
This reminds me of my old vanilla raiding days when the best I could get my mitts on was the Mooncloth Robes. I raided MC looking like I wore a goddamned wedding dress. Went to UBRS a million times to try and get the Magister's robes... nothing. Fate kept me in purest white :<
Accept it, Bizz... yer legs breathe beneath a skirt. Though I guess us dress-wearing clothies at least still get to wear trousers beneath all that fabulous fabric ;D
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Vixon/FizVice Guildmaster
Joined: 21 May 2009 Posts: 629
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Vixon/Fiz on 2010/01/27 11:46
Well, me thinks the lady protests 2 much. Just admit it Bizz, u like wearin dresses
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re: Very Important Announcement
by merrick on 2010/01/27 11:55
i love u bizz! and i know tht this kinda love is permitted, cause im a man, and ur a woman!
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whitemikkiVeteran raider
Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 3814
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re: Very Important Announcement
by whitemikki on 2010/01/27 12:08
merrick wrote: | i love u bizz! and i know tht this kinda love is permitted, cause im a man, and ur a woman! |
made me choke on my dinner
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AlexmGuildmaster
Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 1423
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Alexm on 2010/01/27 13:26
I must congratulate you Bizzmark!! you have endevoured to equip best in slot for the benefit of your fellow guild members and to help in raid progression I owe you a great deal of gratitude and thanks that you are willing to take the ridicule of wearing what clearly looks like a skirt......however as you are most likely to be the one healing me....i have to agree that it does indeed look extremely manly and butch.
Don't let them grind you down ^^
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dacceOfficer
Joined: 11 Jul 2008 Posts: 586
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re: Very Important Announcement
by dacce on 2010/01/27 13:37
there is an old saying.....
if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and smells like a duck.....
IT'S A FUCKING DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
SO ITS STILL A BLOODY SKIRT ;p
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re: lol
by Ikinio aka Gaardsholt on 2010/01/27 13:42
... bizz.. i know u dont wanna admit it.. but..
the fact is: (1) you wear a dress (2) you wear a dress..
and now to why its a dress...
1: it go from your waist and down to your feet!
like this:
an im im not all wrong it aint the first time your wearing a dress!![/img]
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DaelrothRaider
Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 288
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Daelroth on 2010/01/27 13:49
Gaard, your image gives me a very good idea. >
*Runs of to make a picture*
EDIT: Coming in patch 5.7.2, for paladins!
Tier 11134 " Princess' garb of sillyness "
Funny thing is, i've got nothing against Paladins, they're pretty cool. XD
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re: Very Important Announcement
by pwincess on 2010/01/28 2:19
I can't stop laughing...
You know we all love U Bizz,and we will always accept you no matter what your sexual or fashion preferences are.
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nomendMember
Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 113
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re: Very Important Announcement
by nomend on 2010/01/28 4:37
Terible nice titansteel skirt mate...congratz on your newly made life decisions...
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Nidhogg1Officer
Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 802
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re: Very Important Announcement
by Nidhogg1 on 2010/01/28 7:32
Classic Bizz, just classic.
If you havent already you should seriosly consider writing a book at some time. I know I would buy it
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