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COOL BANANA's

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10) They are just to short - you trip over them, you can not see them above small shrubs and the term "ankle biter" is never far from your mind. Also - as a bonifide lawn decoration, often stolen and placed in odd places

9) They are always compensating.... when all your, err appendages are small, you have to try and get attention using alternate methods.... result ... freqient agro, tank pulls ... Trainsets

8) Odd robot sounds on vent ... must be on account of all that peeing in the garden pound .... squeaky voices...

7) Crunchy and always in the damn food

6) Garden duty .... they are only able to sneak off whenever owner is not watching the pond.... unreliable

5) Stalking "like" qualities ... they are everywhere.... you log on ---- they are there... you turn around from the urinal ---- they are there ....you sneak off to Goldshire for some passion with Drakan and ..... as you look up ... they are sitting on the closet

4) The risk of a raid member trying to discuss a sensible subject with them.... this may not sound so bad but after 4 or 5 mindless loops of logic.... most sane members start frotjing at the mouth and wanting to take weeks off raiding.

3) Life tap --- its always badly timed - on short people even worse - healers hate you

2)Never have shards when you need them

1) They are completely nuts on account of having to operate at the same level as most rogues backsides.... the noxious gases place them in a continuous state of inebriation and over time kill all 7 brain cells.


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crazy stuff, all true offcourse :)

but we aim to rule the world!!!


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twisted Bizz you suffer from a mental disorder called gnomefobia.

Its harmless but causes a lot of stress. Ill mail you some pills.
Hope you get better soon. twisted
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Lol Bizz..that's exactly what I've been saying all along...but nobody will listen to me!!
These little things are detrimental to our health and sanity


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Gnomes (: you cant live without them twisted


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pink gnome in the garden !! hahaha
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I don't know anything about bringing lock gnomes to a raid but I think if you bring the one on the photograph, even LK will surrender!
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