BizzmarkOfficer Alt Char
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re: Apology to Deeth
by Bizzmark on 2010/05/10 1:54
Soccer World Cup update
I would like to assure all of you that despite our set back in the entertainment preparations for Deeth and Merrick, the World Cup preparations are still on track!
Please do not panic - We are talking to local sheep farmers about alternatives.
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re: Apology to Deeth
by pwincess on 2010/05/10 2:39
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dacceOfficer
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re: Apology to Deeth
by dacce on 2010/05/10 3:04
I'm surmising that the goats were a delivery for the annual general meeting of P.L.O.N.K.A
I knew palis were a bunch of goat blowers but 500 ???????
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re: Apology to Deeth
by Cancklebiter on 2010/05/10 4:54
In a row?
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davemczaTrial or Inactive
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re: Apology to Deeth
by davemcza on 2010/05/10 10:54
In other unrelated news, 3 new marriages were booked as the grooms suddenly had the required labola to pay for their wives.
Now remember uncle deef, if you want to take some home with you, it's more politically correct to trade in cows, not goats ... but ... sometimes the goat does the trick.
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re: Apology to Deeth
by blackwings-pinky on 2010/05/10 12:04
davemcza wrote: | In other unrelated news, 3 new marriages were booked as the grooms suddenly had the required labola to pay for their wives.
Now remember uncle deef, if you want to take some home with you, it's more politically correct to trade in cows, not goats ... but ... sometimes the goat does the trick. |
LOLOL hmmmmm Moooooo
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re: Apology to Deeth
by dacce on 2010/05/10 13:16
What can I say....... The ladies love a man in leather, don't they Lyera
btw have you told Bizz yet that he's being moved into the garage when me and Murphy come out for the world cup ?
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re: Apology to Deeth
by pwincess on 2010/05/11 2:52
dacce wrote: | What can I say....... The ladies love a man in leather, don't they Lyera
btw have you told Bizz yet that he's being moved into the garage when me and Murphy come out for the world cup ? |
Wahahahahah
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BizzmarkOfficer Alt Char
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re: Apology to Deeth
by Bizzmark on 2010/05/11 8:10
I have no fear.
Even if you do manage to get out of the leg bracelet - and skip out of home arrest...
I know for a fact that if a sweaty, dodgy looking old codger wearing black leather arrives at our customs.... once they finish with the strip search and latex gloves you will be escorted on to the next flight back. -
Murphy will probably get though without a problem. Let me know if you want us to take care of him while you are looked after by our government.
I do have a solution. When you arrive at customs... practice the following local phrases ... they are all compliments and guaranteed to get you through.
" Yo ma se poes!!" translation " good day sir - I trust you are well"
"Yey kan my gat lek!" translation " certainly sir I will comply with your request"
"Ek het nooit so dom gat gesein in my liewe!" translation " you have shown remarkable professionalism - thank you for attending to my queries"
"Foc off" translation " thank you sir"
That should do it......
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re: Apology to Deeth
by erdemin on 2010/05/11 8:30
Remarkable how close Suid Afrikaans and Dutch resemble! I confirm that Bizz's translations are spot on, contratry to what you might have expected!
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re: Apology to Deeth
by merrick on 2010/05/11 8:35
the second one....bizz is tht an offer?
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re: Apology to Deeth
by dacce on 2010/05/11 11:27
Bollocks !!!!!
You think I'm gonna trust your bloody translation Bizz besides which it's ok Lyera sent me the necessary goods to garuntee entry to your country........ Your credit card, hmm now where did I put that pin number ??
I'm sure SA customs accept donations to the "Friday night on the piss" fund
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davemczaTrial or Inactive
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re: Apology to Deeth
by davemcza on 2010/05/12 1:26
Aaah .. so that's where the bad translation came from.
*applause* @ Bizz
"Jey kan my gat lek!" is my my favorite replacement for the word Affirmative.
It works wonders when used as a replacement in phrases like: Is this an affirmative action position?
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