Naxx 25 and things...

[Bizzmark]

It’s a real life Soap Opera!





Never a dull moment in RMWP . We have crazy vents sessions, brilliant raids which include the most incredible wipes….. members leaving …. members returning… accounts get hacked …. Guild bank getting emptied on a regular basis.

Our GM tanks in a tartan kilt and bagpipes in off hand.

We have the nuttiest mage on the server, guaranteed to portal you to the most obscure part of Azeroth without you even noticing.

Our vice GM is a legend when dressing inappropriately for a fight – (Repair Bill after taking on KT armed with a fishing rod, 75 gold …… hysterical laughter on vent and endless jibes on forums … priceless)

New and exciting methods of eating Ice Cream have been patented.

Our fish feasts are plagues by Gnomes.

Teabags are dished out on a regular basis by an old sod wearing leather. (Although now that his internal organs are packing up, they are a little more gentle and he takes a bit longer to get to you)

Rogues and mages think they are tanks.

Our Hunters Misdirect onto anyone that annoys them.

Our toughest raid leader has a pet poodle. (According to 100% audited and scientific opinion poll conducted by experts)

And now, we seem to have a hackers fan club.

PUBLIC MESSAGE.

If you are a member of the Russian mafia, a disgruntled nerd living in your parent’s cellar or a gold farming syndicate in some third world country …… we sincerely apologize for what ever we did to annoy you. We are now 100% broke, our gear is crap and there is no real reason for you to bother with us again.

Although…. Reports are coming in that the hacker that is playing Deeth’s character in battle grounds at the moment is rather IMBA and maybe we have a space for you in our DPS team…. Please feel free to apply ….

In other News.

Last night we had a great finish to Naxx 25. With all the drama, the officers where distracted and Astrall stepped up to the plate and got invitations off the ground. After a late start we got into the swing of things and managed to clear the Death Knight wing, Sapphiron and Kel'Thuzad.

It was quite funny due to the hacker having kicked out many off our members from the guild, and officers unable to re-invite them, we started out as a “PUG” group – half the raid was guildless

Vent was pleasant and light hearted and Astrall, assisted by Murthag did a fine job in leading the raid.

Lots of humour – some highlights included Hellas confessing to wanting a gender change ??? (more on this at a later date), and Thetaker joining the WOW cookbook with his interesting new approach to coffee… this too will be the subject of a later post.

Many members received upgrades to gear and overall this proved to be a very pleasant evening.

Gratz Hellas on the mace. (&^*^%$#) …. You deserved it mate – with the amount of time I spent DC on the last three fights it would have been a travesty if I had actually won it.

Well Done Pinkies.

[whitemikki]

Ill pop on tonight before the Chelsea/Barca game to promote the Officers back up if Alex hasnt beat me to it.

Mikki

[Alexm]

Think i have got most of them Mikki , also GB is effectively closed at the moment for withdrawals.

[Nidhogg1]