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re: Wanted serious breach, discrimination,deviance ...
by davemcza on 2010/01/29 7:13
Urgent!
Winterpol have released a red level 43 worldwide warning.
Wanted for the following crimes against wowmanity:
- Confusing bears and ageing rogues
- Discrimination against hunters and rogues
- Disregard for all things sacred, especially certain garments of clothing
- Selective healing practices
- Excessive use of the latency excuse
- Fiendish leg hair
Behavioural patterns:
This villain is at home among cross dressers, sporting high spirits and a contagious enthusiasm for utter wibble, and is most dangerous when confronted in an upside down position.
Characteristics:
The fiend has titanium leg hair and a penchant towards hiding objects of unknown purpose within attire,
Methodology:
The villainous fiend would invite the victim for an innocent picnic. The victim is usually dazzled and then completely overwhelmed by an ability known only as holy light, causing the victim to become dependant and reliant on the villains charm.
The villain then performs these unspeakable acts.
Artists Sketchup:
After many years of being powerless against this unstoppable force, a splinter of luck has finally befallen the beleaguered Winterpol force. A renowned sketch-artist has managed, under dying breath to create the following impression of the fiend known only as ...
BIZZSKIRT:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND - RUN FORREST RUUUUN!
Ye have been warned!
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re: Wanted serious breach, discrimination,deviance ...
by pwincess on 2010/01/29 7:47
Hehehehe.... ![](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif)
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DaelrothRaider
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re: Wanted serious breach, discrimination,deviance ...
by Daelroth on 2010/01/29 7:49
Epic! XD
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BizzmarkOfficer Alt Char
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re: Wanted serious breach, discrimination,deviance ...
by Bizzmark on 2010/01/29 11:08
My Goodness!! Thanks for the warning Stinky. This villain must be STOPPED.
I have no idea how though... given that some of his alleged crimes are probably going to earn him a sainthood and more than likely create a "robin hood" effect... which will only mean that many people will end up sheltering him.
I mean for goodness sakes - who is going to take any offense at someone who gives hunters and rogues a hard time????
and really - most will forgive him for confusing the old bear and rogue... how hard is that to do? (give them two shovels and ask them to take their pick would do it...)
In any event you are quite right about the selective healing! That must end - I will question the healing team in depth tonight. ... we will get to the bottom of this somehow.
The Picnic dazzling I guess is a danger ... if the fiend is anywhere as good looking as that sketch up what chance do we have????
Anyway - this post should might only reach you guys on Tuesday due to the lag here but hopefully you have found this monster by then.
Gotta go - handstands to do...
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re: Wanted serious breach, discrimination,deviance ...
by whitemikki on 2010/01/29 13:22
LMAO...Bizzmark meets his Photoshop match!!! EPIC POST...No idea who made it front page news **Whistles**
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